Life Lessons from Celebrities

A lot of people do a lot of dumb stuff, but only celebrities do it in the public eye, where everyone can watch and comment on it. From T-Swift to Rachel McAdams and Ryan Lochte, Allison weighs in on the most important life lessons we can learn from our celebrities. Have ideas that Allison may have forgotten? Comment below!

1. HILARY DUFF: It’s okay to grow up. As much as I think she should still be going bra shopping for the first time, hitting up the Digital Bean with Gordo and Miranda and getting kissed by Aaron Carter, it’s hurtful okay that she goes by her real name, got married, and had a baby.

2. TAYLOR SWIFT: Age is just a number as long as you’re dating a Kennedy. Certain families are exempt from a handful of dating rules, and the Kennedy’s are one of them.

3. AMANDA BYNES: Call a cab.

4. RANDY TRAVIS: Sometimes you end up drunk and naked in the middle of the road in Texas. Things happen when you’re a 53 year-old country singer wash-up out partying a little too hard. Accept defeat by law enforcement and move on.

5. KRISTEN STEWART: Not to kick a vampire when she’s already down, but.. Don’t cheat. Particularly not with married men. You especially shouldn’t cheat if your boyfriend is British, because everyone knows that British accents trump all.

6. MARIAH CAREY: Despite your fabulous diva status, occasionally people of a lesser caliber (I’m lookin’ at you, Nicki Minaj) try to take you down. Your attacker might even find it funny to refer to you as, “her f****** highness”. Just stay calm and smile at the validity of that title.

7. RACHEL MCADAMS: Sometimes you screw up and lose your soul mate. Sometimes that soul mate is Ryan Gosling. Rachel, we mourn on your behalf.

8. RYAN LOCHTE: For better or for worse, occasionally good looks can make up for a lack of brains. And in this case, let us all be thankful.