25) Institutionalized sexiling

As most of you have probably heard, Tufts University recently made a rule for everyone living in their dorms that says you are not allowed to have sex while your roommate is in the room. A catchier way to put their situation: institutionalized sexiling, or, exiling people from their rooms when their roommate wants to have sex.

Although the rule seems hard to enforce, it might alleviate some issues. But Tufts isn't going about this the right way. They're missing a very important element: MERCHANDISING!

That's right, merchandising. Where the real money is made. Here are just a few ideas that SAVW has come up with to help Tufts make bank off institutionalized sexiling.

• Complimentary socks to put on the door handles that say "Sorry. I'll call you when I'm done." Sponsored by Verizon.
• Shirts with "Not on my bed" written on them. Sponsored by Trojan.
• Magnets for white boards with ";)" written on them on them. Sponsored by Life is Good.

But where will the room mates go when their roommate is getting jiggy with it? Why not head over to the all new Sexiles Lounge and hang out with other people who have been "sexiled" from their rooms!

The possibilities are endless. Sex sells, and with this campaign, it's the main component! So let's celebrate that others are celebrating their sexuality, and embrace institutionalized sexiling! Any other ideas? Feel free to leave comments at the bottom of the page!