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<title><![CDATA[Your Story Would Be Much More Interesting If It Were About Me]]></title>
<link>http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/2.9079/your-story-would-be-much-more-interesting-if-it-were-about-me-1.1291934</link>
<author> Lanny "Mongo" Bagwell </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1291957!image/1261924104.JPG_gen/thumbnails/100x100/1261924104.JPG><br />Commentary<br><p>What's that you're saying?
You had a bad day at work?
Oh that sounds really interesting. But you know what's even more interesting? My bad day at work....</p>]]>

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You had a bad day at work?
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<title><![CDATA[Cloudy Fountain Water Is Good For You, Says Suffolk]]></title>
<link>http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/2.9079/cloudy-fountain-water-is-good-for-you-says-suffolk-1.1291324</link>
<author> Ben Fountain  </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1291348!image/3261438613.JPG_gen/thumbnails/100x100/3261438613.JPG><br /><br><p>Suffolk University is taking an unprecedented step in the fight against obesity. The university has decided to inject healthy minerals into all of the school's water fountains, conveniently explaining the strange, cloudy water often seen at the school's b...</p>]]>

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<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010</pubDate>
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<media:description><![CDATA[Suffolk University is taking an unprecedented step in the fight against obesity. The university has decided to inject healthy minerals into all of the school's water fountains, conveniently explaining the strange, cloudy water often seen at the school's b...]]></media:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Suffolk Staff Busted for Partying Too Hard ]]></title>
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<author> Bob Dylan </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1291810!image/2704486206.jpg_gen/thumbnails/100x100/2704486206.jpg><br /><br><p>In the hopes of discouraging overly-rowdy partying by Suffolk faculty and staff, the school has put a ride-along program with Boston Police into effect with great success....</p>]]>

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<title><![CDATA[Suffolk Bans Local Weather Stations after String of Bad Forecasts]]></title>
<link>http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/2.9079/suffolk-bans-local-weather-stations-after-string-of-bad-forecasts-1.1291167</link>
<author> Donna Simpson </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1291796!image/1445692061.jpg_gen/thumbnails/100x100/1445692061.jpg><br /><br><p>Suffolk University's Student Government Association unanimously voted yesterday to begin a boycott of local weather stations....</p>]]>

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<media:description><![CDATA[Suffolk University's Student Government Association unanimously voted yesterday to begin a boycott of local weather stations....]]></media:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Weary SGA Offers to Replace NYTimes with Chicago Tribune]]></title>
<link>http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/2.9079/weary-sga-offers-to-replace-nytimes-with-chicago-tribune-1.1291092</link>
<author> Lina Rodriguez </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1291844!image/964993265.jpg_gen/thumbnails/100x100/964993265.jpg><br /><br><p>Fed up with the constant bickering about the campus newspaper program, a beleaguered SGA chose to bring in the Chicago Tribune to replace the New York Times....</p>]]>

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<media:description><![CDATA[Fed up with the constant bickering about the campus newspaper program, a beleaguered SGA&nbsp;chose to bring in the Chicago Tribune to replace the New York Times....]]></media:description>
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<title><![CDATA[1,000 Monkeys on 1,000 Typewriters Re-produce "Twilight" Series]]></title>
<link>http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/2.9079/1-000-monkeys-on-1-000-typewriters-re-produce-twilight-series-1.1291143</link>
<author> What Remaining Shred of Dignity I Have </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1291203!image/2619558610.png_gen/thumbnails/100x100/2619558610.png><br /><br><p>Suffolk University science research discovers typewriting primates prefer corny vampire courtships over Romeo and Juliet....</p>]]>

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<media:description><![CDATA[Suffolk University science research discovers typewriting primates prefer corny vampire courtships over Romeo and Juliet....]]></media:description>
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<title><![CDATA[SU Men's and Women's Soccer Teams Exchange Players]]></title>
<link>http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/2.9079/su-men-s-and-women-s-soccer-teams-exchange-players-1.1290996</link>
<author> Fung Wah </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1291008!image/1791924357.jpg_gen/thumbnails/100x100/1791924357.jpg><br /><br><p>In what is an unprecedented move in Suffolk and NCAA Division 3 Athletics, one member each from the men's and women's soccer team will be playing on the opposite team. Standout women's soccer forward Leslie Hayden has been traded to the men's soccer team ...</p>]]>

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<media:description><![CDATA[In what is an unprecedented move in Suffolk and NCAA Division 3 Athletics, one member each from the men's and women's soccer team will be playing on the opposite team. Standout women's soccer forward Leslie Hayden has been traded to the men's soccer team ...]]></media:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Garnett Retires from Basketball, Joins Lion King Musical]]></title>
<link>http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/2.9079/garnett-retires-from-basketball-joins-lion-king-musical-1.1290893</link>
<author> Jason Miller </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1290925!image/3893736844.jpg_gen/thumbnails/100x100/3893736844.jpg><br /><br><p>Perennial All-Star Kevin Garnett has decided to retire from the Celtics and all of basketball to join the cast of Lion King Musical. His love for basketball has been overtaken by his new found love of Broadway theatre....</p>]]>

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<media:description><![CDATA[Perennial All-Star Kevin Garnett has decided to retire from the Celtics and all of basketball to join the cast of Lion King Musical. His love for basketball has been overtaken by his new found love of Broadway theatre....]]></media:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Americans Ready to Take Mild Interest in World Cup Again]]></title>
<link>http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/2.9079/americans-ready-to-take-mild-interest-in-world-cup-again-1.1290882</link>
<author> J. Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1290884!image/1782173148.jpg_gen/thumbnails/100x100/1782173148.jpg><br /><br><p>With hazy memories of the last World Cup  and ndash; reported to have happened in 2006  and ndash; still clinging to people's minds, Americans are preparing themselves for the next big social sporting event of 2010....</p>]]>

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<media:description><![CDATA[With hazy memories of the last World Cup &ndash; reported to have happened in 2006 &ndash; still clinging to people's minds, Americans are preparing themselves for the next big social sporting event of 2010....]]></media:description>
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<title><![CDATA[Too Many Grads Means Not Enough Tix for Seniors' Families]]></title>
<link>http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/2.9079/too-many-grads-means-not-enough-tix-for-seniors-families-1.1290662</link>
<author> Jimmy Toscano </author>

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<![CDATA[<img src=http://www.thesuffolkvoice.net/polopoly_fs/1.1291672!image/2044825599.jpg_gen/thumbnails/100x100/2044825599.jpg><br /><br><p>In an e-mail sent to graduating seniors, Suffolk University President David Sargent announced that there will now be no tickets available for family members of graduating seniors. The administration, Sargent explained, didn't expect so many students would...</p>]]>

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<media:description><![CDATA[In an e-mail sent to graduating seniors, Suffolk University President David Sargent announced that there will now be no tickets available for family members of graduating seniors. The administration, Sargent explained, didn't expect so many students would...]]></media:description>
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